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DORK

DORK

Android Volume Live

A text adventure you play entirely by ear — LOOK doesn't work here.

DORK: Long Beach '95 is a text adventure for a blind protagonist: you can't LOOK, only LISTEN, SMELL, and FEEL your way through one legendary night in 1995 Long Beach. Explore 15 places — a backyard show with a live procedural ska band, a haunted ocean liner, a braille blackjack table — chasing RAD points before sunrise. Six endings, two secrets, and a dog named Lou Dog who'll follow you for a Slim Jim. One self-contained file, no ads, no network, no eyes needed.

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Screenshots //

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Dev log //

A text adventure for a blind protagonist: no LOOK, only LISTEN, SMELL and FEEL. Most of the work is the parser and the long tail of edge cases that come with anything that has to understand what a player typed.

Commits
41
Days w/ changes
10
Started
10 JUL 2026
  • Guard the sunrise interstitial, which nothing was guarding
  • Store asset fixes and a ship checklist
  • Remove the eyes-free playability claim from all copy
  • Add Firebase Crashlytics, wired to the JavaScript that actually breaks
  • Add travel interstitials on a 25-minute play-clock cooldown
  • ASO: retitle the Play listing to "DORK: Blind Text Adventure"
  • Ship version 1.0.1: Play-legal screenshots and a paste-ready console sheet
  • Add in-app privacy policy + support contact; sign with the portfolio key
  • Revise monetization: free at launch instead of paid $2.99
  • Fix Android back button: install missing @capacitor/app plugin
  • Fix WebView boot crash: global `var history` shadowed window.history
  • Writing pass: engine.js prose polish + blind-senses fixes

The 12 most recent changes worth reading, out of 41 commits.

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